31.01.07 , Wednesday.
' Alice once asked the rabbit: ' which way should i go? the left one or the right one?"
the rabbit replied: ' if u dun have a place in mind where u want to go, it doesnt matter if u go to the left or the right road.'
well, it makes sense, because until now, im still unable to decide wad course i want to take on after O lvls, hence, i failed to answer this question when asked by many, perhaps, i should start thinking about my future alr =/ .
The module that im currently attending at SP wasnt that bad, but its still not in my Number 1 choice of course, mayb we shall see ltr on.
so much for my stuffs, i shall stop here for now, Singapore vs Thailand now, current scoreline is Singapore 1 Thailand 0, FOR THE WIN SINGAPORE!! good bye! =)
' Method behind the Madness' , this phrase had been mentioned again and again by Mr Simen today, its means something like behind everything we do, theres a strategy in it, cool huh ? Dammit, my timetable is already very packed and busy, now, its even more packed. Firstly, The free period on every tuesday from 2.30pm - 3.30pm is gonna be taken up by chemistry remedial, how boring! In addtion, Monday was suppose to end at 2.30pm for mi, but from nxt week onwards, it will end on 3.30pm instead, maths remedial =.=' , im starting to feel the pressure pilling up alr, AHHH!
Assembly was cool today, it lastly 2 hours instead of 1, which means, we didnt had chinese! =D no chinese = no chinese test, w00ts! must thanks Mr Simen for indirectly for his ever so long speech =X .anyway, during the assembly, Mr Low spoke about the discipline rules for our school, as usual, same old rules from the pass 4 yrs, short fringe, sloped back, no ankle socks etc . Den thats when Mr Simen came, he talked from 1.15 - 2pm, after he ended hes speech, another speaker from Hougang NPC came to speak about their new campaign, laws etc. 2 Boys from sec 3 cannot be more suay-ed, for some small reasons, they got picked and asked to stand up by the speaker of NPC for talking, and Mr Simen, in order to show the speaker how strict the school is, shouted to Mr low ' Please get me the cane ! ' , hohoho, i feel like telling the two boys ' u all were the chosen one!!~ ' , LOL!
After assemby was a free period, so Me, Zenith, Matthaeus, Kerwin and Zhi Guo went to meet up wif Damien at Hougang Polyclinic, hes having a flu, hence, didnt come to school today. Met up wif him den we walked back to a Prata shop opposite our school to haf our Tea break, ate one piece of egg prata, not bad la. After eating, we went back to school, theres still Geography lesson from 3.30pm - 4.30pm, did our class test, all i can say is, i will likely to pass, but more likely to fail. x) Hope for a mere pass =/.
After school. met up wif Damien again, den bus-ed down to kovan's Macs, he were suppose to do hes DnT, but we end up chatting throughout, talked everything under the sun, sometime since we last really chatted alr. Left at 6pm, went home, bathed, den played dota wif Damien and Matthaeus again AI bots, AI bots really has no brains, they even haf a fixed rally points where they will SURE to pass by before going another place, even if we were whacking dem, they just kept on chionging, how "brave". Hmmm, i believe i said everything that are worth talking abt it alr, so... GOOD BYES! =)
i dun noe why, but i suddenly dun feel like blogging, blah ya whu cares, since i bother to type tis, might as well blog =/ .
Theres tution todae, was suppose to be 11am, but ya, brought forward since theres a available slot at 9am, reach there early, so i start slightly earlier too. I realised tat i was acctually able to like, really get into doing wad im supposed to do, i duno why, perhaps its because its a 2 on 1 tution, hence lesser people to distract, or mayb, im afraid of getting scolded by the tutor =x . Like last week, dismissed later den 2hrs, delayed for anther 15 mins before i left.
Stroll to Toa Payoh MRT, gonna meet kerwin there, and i really mean it by "stroll", im tryin my very best to walk as slow as i can, but still, i haf to wait 15mins for kerwin =/. Dammit, i booked 10 Comps at Headquater for 12pm, den i called dem to push back to 12.30pm because i noe dem just too well -.-' , nxt, i realised that 10 comps is far too many alr, many ppl back off at the last min, RAHHhS~! Paiseh to call back, i ask kerwi to do the job.
STILL! we were late, by the time everyone came, its alr 1240, so we reached ther like 1255, almost half an hour after the pushed back time, lucky ther wasnt many people thr, so theres still more den enuff comps for us. Didnt really play much, only 1 proper game, which was a total mess up one, its obvious they are experience in playing match, while my side were just some ppl whu plaes dota to pass time, but they sucked la acctually, our total score still wasnt THAT bad, but still, one sided game. After 70 mins, we didnt finish the game, kerwin gtg church, so we quit, but its only a matter of time before gg, so ya, no difference la.
After Kerwin and Seah Jw went to church, Damien and i walked ard for awhile, see some clothings, played abit of arcade, den train-ed back to kovan. He went home, while i meet up wif my mum den went to collect my dad's new car =)) , its very comfortable inside, mayb i will take some photos and post it up tml, c how la.
Dad come home, den went for dinner, currently watching Singapore Vs Malaysia, its alr 55mins but still 0 - 0 , im gettin more and more nervous alr, stop here for now, GD BYEs!
im currently fumming over hamachi, fk it la ok? spoilt my mood for blogging, shall do a quick one.
PE lesson, done head and handstand, so lame la, no comments. Chemistry lesson, Ms Ong is getting more and more paranoid these daes, and that really spoil the lesson, rubbish la. Just because we did our work slightly slower, she make us stay 10 mins into the recess, like wtf, so we just leave, lets c wad will happen on monday. FnN was per normal, nth much to sae.
After school, went to Hougang Mall wif Damien and Zenith, Zenith wanna buy a headphone, which he bought. So he left after that, Damien and i went to eat at Yaku Kaya toast. Seperated wif Damien, den met up wif Wen Hao before heading for SP, as usual, we were super late, reached there abt 3.45, 45 mins after the supposed time x). Hmm, so we started our experiments for our Chocolate, not too bad for a start, but we used the wrong strategy of melting the white chocolate, wasted lots of time on tat =/ .
Left slightly ltr den usual, got more washing ups to do den the previous lessons, anyway, somethin really suay happn to Wen Hao while on the way home, its like, 1 out of 100 people to acctually get caught for drinking in MRT station, and hes the lucky number 100th person, now he got issued a fine and will nid to go the the LTA head office to pay the fine, if he heng, 30 bucks, suay? 500bucks, like wtf.
Home next, just as i was abt to plae dota wif the rest, hamachi fked up, so i didnt plae, knn, forget it, bye!
Aries shall be pubished today.
sigh, sometimes, blogging really seems like a very difficult task to do, cos everydae's the same, and if i were to keep bloggin abt the same thing, it will be soo boring ya? Blah wadeva, i will try to find new stuff to mak it less boring thru the weeekends.
Today, during the physics lesson, ted said something tat really makes mi laugh, he said " second is the SI unit for s. " LOL! and he shout it out somemore, bei paiseh eh? =x. I realised Mr Lee's getting more and more Ray-like already, hes jokes are getting colder and colder.
FnN nxt, i tell u, Ms Ng really is one LONG-WINDED person, she just cant stop toking once she starts, and the things so say really makes us laugh too, shes practically saying things of the same meaning, just tat its been rephrased abit here and there. Ok nvm, the main point is, i somehow manage to complete my T.A., I HOPE! She havan do the final checking yet, confrim alot of mistakes =/ .
So i most of us stay backed till 4.30 instead of 3.30 to complete T.A before going home. Reached home, played alittle abit of dota wif Damien and Mattheaus, teached Mattheaus along the way wif lich, potential player =).
So today got chemistry practical, damn Ms Ong, she ask us to complete our previous experiment before doing the new one, like so much la! so obviously we couldnt finish, and she asked us to stay back and complete it, or else she wont mark it, like i giv damn? hence, we just go for our recess =x .
English den set off for AEM, ok AEM was quite cool today, we learnt how to make chocolates! =D heres some pics of the lecture and the procedures.
This was done to melt those dried up chocolates.
Tempering the chocolate.
Midway thru a chcolate design.
Love <3s
TADA! well done Andy, and its priced SGD2.50 -.-'
haha yup! so AEM today were basically all about chocolate making, and i realise those New Town ppl very no responsibility, they created the most mess, and they didnt clean up at all, we were the one cleaning for dem, wad rubbish =/ . So we were dismissed at 530pm, earlier den usual. I decided dat since im dismissed earlier, i might as well go straight to my grandma house for dinner, instead of letting my mum packet it back for mi, so i alighted at Serangoon instead of Kovan, Ate my dinner there den followed my mum car home.
i guess dats all i haf to blog abt today, and tml there will b a short P.O.A, Perhaps i will spend 30mins reading thru the examples, take care people!
KEEP SMILING! =))
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor."Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night.""No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
im thinking of changing my content for my blog, theres not much jokes left alr, suggestions are welcome! =)
if u really noe,
wad will happen next?
i do not wish "tat" to happen,
i really dont =( .
iLOVEyou!
7:51 PM <3
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date: Tuesday, January 23, 2007
FINALLY! i completed my blog! thx to my dasao and shermin for their help =D .
Damn, today, receive the warning letter for not attending CCA, and Mr Simen will monitor us from today on, if we dun attend again, we will be expelled, like y make it so serious la=/ , Anyway, Thx to my AEM, im excused from CCA, At least until mid feb, since my CCA clash wif my module.
After receiving the letter, its free period, went to do my maths hw while waiting for geography lesson, Argghhh! waste my 1 hr waiting for it, cos the teacher didnt come, and were realise straight, wad rubbish! =@
went home after that, and spent the rest of the time doing my blog, its so ma fan yet so fun =x, dun ask mi why, i just got tat feeling of, when u finally manage to edit a certain part correctly, felt super happy x).
ok i shall stop for now, kinda tired looking at blogger alr, BYE PEOPLE! =))
Joke is here! SMILE!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table, finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them."I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?"The catholic priest stood up."I wish for the destruction of all protestants!"Then the protestant minister bolted up."I wish for the destruction of all catholics!"The rabbi kept seated, so the angel asked, "How about you? What do you wish for, Rabbi?"The rabbi answered, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, I'll just settle for another cup of coffee."
omg,
u know?!
how could it be,
its so complex!
gg-fied.
iLOVEyou!
8:06 PM <3
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date: Monday, January 22, 2007
ITS MONDAY!
ok so school was ok today, especially the english lesson, for the first time, i was acctually paying attention to wad Mr James is saying, the things he say really is sooo true! i makes lots of sense to me, and i would like to share it wif u people, keep a look out for the greenies! =D
Lessons ended at 2.30, waited for the rest of dem, they had lesson until 330, did my chinese homework and all. Finally, its 330! So met up wif Damien, Mattheaus, Natheneal, Kerwin, Samuel, Brendon and Basirun den bus-ed down to Heartland Mall's Sakae Sushi for lunch to celebrate Basirun's Bday, for mi, Damien one too, cos i wont be able to make it on his bday itself, stupid AEM =/ .
Anyway back to the meal, its super funny, we were seperated into two tables of four, My table consist of mi, Brendon, Kerwin and Samuel, while the other consist of Damien, Natheneal, Mattheaus and Basirun. So we decided to haf a competiton, that is, to see which table can eat the most. Sigh, They owned us, they are just too hungry! =x In total, i believe we ate up to about 70 plates of sushi and side dishes, some Udon mee, Dessert etc etc, $16 each ppl went spent =). Brendon;'s a monster, he ate like 6 - 7 Soft-shell crab handroll sushi, while Samuel ate 5 or 6 Cold Noodle, i forgot wad its called, Cha something one. All of us were bloated after the meal, so we finally gave up.
Paid den went home, didnt do much at home, so i came to blog early, im hoping to get my new skin rdy asap, wif the help of shermin pok of cause x).
Laugh Out Loud! =))
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
i believe that,
sometimes,
while u are having ur lessons,
the fire alarm will suddenly wen off,
while u were rushing off,
it suddenly stop ringing,
a false alarm.
smililarly,
when u haf feeling for someone,
it doesnt mean u love him/her,
its just tat u haf tat special impression of tat person,
but its definately not love,
as time goes by,
u will realise one thing,
its nothing but a false alarm.
hence,
its stupid to take feeling as love.
shall tok more tml, stay tune!
iLOVEyou!
8:03 PM <3
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date: Sunday, January 21, 2007
A day well spent at home, BYE! =))
say CHEESE!!
Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. - The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. - Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" - The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.htmlpurple kept on coming inside mi,i dun seems to b able to let it go,mayb thats the ray of light,organ it shall be den.
iLOVEyou!
7:47 PM <3
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date: Saturday, January 20, 2007
Didnt get to blog ytd, was home kinda late, so im tired alr, nvm, i shall blog abt ytd together wif todaes's one into one entry.
Friday
Ok so school as usual, but its a very boring day, Moral education period, didnt do anything, Mr Lee use that period to give out the donation booklets. PE next, we did gymnestic, like -.-', the whole class practically make a joke out of the whole PE lesson, cos we are not interested at all. Chemistry nxt, nothing to tok abt there. Recess den FnN before rushin home. Bathed den changed my pants before going to kovan mrt to wait for Wenhao, our module starts at 3 and yet we left kovan at 2.40, how cool.
When we reach th lecture theatre, its alr 3.30pm, the lecturer didnt really mind acctually =x. She goes on teaching for another half an hour before giving us a 20 mins break, i really think poly life damn slack, their breaks seems to be longer den their lectures =/. Whads more? Lecture ends at 5.30 instead of 6, overrall, a 3 hour lecture turns out to be a 1hr 30mins one x).
After the module, took a train down to Eunos, long ride~! when i reached Eunos, i wanted to like, walk to the nearest bus-stop to take a bus down to east coast, but everytime i reach a bus stop, i turn back and take a look, "aiya, the bus not here yet" so i just kept on walking from bus stop to bus stop, eventually, i end up walking from Eunos MRT to East Coast Park =.=' .
After 20 mins, i finally reach East coast , its like a 2hr walk, theres like no end la, from 1 junction to another, and it goes on and on. Went to meet Samuel, Nathanael, Humin, Felicia and jamie there. Rented the skates den went to skate, damn la skates, the lock on the right skate's loose, damn pain ! Anyway, just continue skating wif it, lazy to change =x. Skated till like 8.50pm, returned the blades den went to MacDonalds to slack and chat, Yolanda's there too. So we played lots of funny games, while Samuel, Nathaneal and Huimin played the computer game ther, i duno wad game is that.
Left Macs at abt 10.30pm, walked out to the Bus-stop before i seperate wif dem, they are going to Newton Circus from supper i tink, i so took 76 home first. zzzz, 76 damn long ride sia, half and hour before i reach my destination, but ya, since my left leg seems to haf a slight pull and was aching, took 76, cos the place where i alight is so much shorter walking distance to home den if i take 55, its twice the walking distance of 76. Reached home, Bathe den went to sleep alr, theres tution today so i cant afford to be tired.
Saturday
Today, Mum didnt wake mi up to go eat breakfast with dem, cos she noes i slept slightly later last night, ty mummy! =) Anway, still i woke up at 7.30am, use to this kinda timing le. Ate my breakfast den played SDO for awhile, Played till 10, went to bathe and everything, mum's fretching mi the the tutor's house, since its my first time and i didnt noe whr is it. Before my mum fretch mi there, went to pick my grandma from a Old folks home, she went to visit her long ago classmate there, how amazing, my grandma's classmate, tats like 70 yrs back and they are still contacting each other, i wanna be like her! =D. Anyway, Mum den fretch my Grandma home before bring mi to my tutor's house.
Ok so i reach there eariler den the supposed time, so i went in and wait for the current students to leave. Well, no doubt this teacher's good, her explaination's gd, she even prepared her own set of notes ! cool? alright la, but shes firece too =/ , saw her scolding another student, just like how our school teacher scolds a student, shes an ex-teacher afterall. AHH! she got giv hw de = , but still reasonable, 10 questions only.
So after tution, walked to Toa Poyoh MRT, Another long walk .... Trained down to Dhouby Ghuat, i duno y im doing ther also, i just wander abt alone since its still quite early, went to arcade for a game den slacked awhile, called my mum den went to meet her at kovan at 3, she fretch mi in, again! damn! i just love my mum ! Nth much happen after that, shall stop here , its getting far too long, TATAs!
Smiley!! =)
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
first,
i look at the purple,
den i look at the red,
confused,
i turn to the organ,
and to the space,
still,
im confused,
show mi the light plz!
iLOVEyou!
7:45 PM <3
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date: Thursday, January 18, 2007
school's boring today, theres POA, English, Maths, Recess, Physics den went to Ngee Ann Poly's open house. Well, played Andy's PSP while on the way there, same went coming back, kills time u noe x).
When we reached Ngee Ann, Went for a short introduction at the conference room, den its FFA. Walked ard wif kerwin and zenith, ltr we seperated wif kerwin den went to walk ard, nth special, no course tat really interest mi =/. Went to the CCA section, looked ard, den we saw wenhao they all, so we joined dem. Again, we loiter ard, den headed to they canteen to slack and grab some snacks, Ate the japanese ball, toko somethin =x. soon its abt time, so we slowly walked back to the meeting point whr the bus will pick us up.
Left Ngee Ann after dat, sorry to say, i dun really haf a gd impression at Ngee Ann, no discrimination, just my personal opinion. Anyway while on the way back to school, our teacher acctually allow some of us to alight first, like so not supposed too, if anything happens ( touch wood) , they jialet.
After we reached school, saw a few Civil Defence vehicles in our school, tot something happened, but unfortunately, its just a small fire =xx, LOL! So i went down to kovan to Trim my hair, and i really mean it by Trim, theres lik not much different from before and after i cut, but ya, whu cares, just make sure my back is shorter den before and i sld be able to pass the check tomolo, I HOPE! x(
gtg le, BYES!
1 min of Laughing starts now! =D
There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a downpour of thunder and rain. These two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeekkk!Look at my window!!! There's an old Indian guy's face there!"(Was this a ghost?!?!?!?)This old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well, open the window a little and ask him what he wants!!"So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???The old Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!""Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror.Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing again, and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?"The driver says, "I don't know? How could that be? I was going pretty fast!"Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old Indian man again."Aaaaaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the passenger yells."Well see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks.The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!"They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer,trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear. The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?" http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.htmlwhen u said that,i felt really disappointed,it just shows mi that u dun noe mi well at all,pherhaps i shouldnt haf tot that u people noe mi well,as all haf been proven,WRONG!
iLOVEyou!
8:25 PM <3
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date: Wednesday, January 17, 2007
damn ! how suay can i get today?
First, i got sent out by Mr.James for duno wad reason, just because i did some funny actions in calss = , thats still nth, wads nxt? Mr Low walked passed, saw mi standing outside, asked mi why, den saw my earstick, conficate it, check my hair length, now i gotta cut my back =(( , i wanted to leave it until CNY ends, but now... sigh, im still tinking if i sld cut, or sld i just make it up went i go find Mr low on friday for him to check, how~~~ >.< !
AEM was damn slackish today, out of 3 hrs, 45 mins was spent on breaks, besides that, the lecturer let us off 15 mins before time, how cool is this? How i wish that the lecturer can come over to Montfort to teach x)
Play wif Andy's PSP while on the way back, The game's abit like DDR and O2jam, So fun ! =D
Nothing else for mi to blog abt alr, school daes are more or like this, shall stop here, 再见!
sourire !
Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg and started to do his thing.The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up on his hind legs, put both paws on the wall and relieved himself.One guy says to the other, "Wow, how did you teach him that?"The second man replies, "I didn't teach him. He's done it ever since the wall fell on him!"http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.htmlsometimes, i just cant figure it out myself,i kept on thinking abt it,but to no avail.pherhaps im thinking too much,or maybe its wad comes straight from my heart,i dont know either.tell me why?
iLOVEyou!
8:13 PM <3
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date: Tuesday, January 16, 2007
YAY! i finished my maths and physics homework! Damn boon siang ur good! =x
So today is like any other school daes, nothing much for mi to crap abt. haf Physics, English, Maths, Recess, assembly, Chinese, Free period followed by Geography, so after assembly, it was like... 2pm when the assembly finally ended, 30 mins after the supposed time of 1.30pm, reasons behind the extra half hour? Mr Simen and hes ' wonderful ' speech again ! -.-' This time round, he talked about our school rich history, how the school comes abt blahblah, Finally, he reveals his purpose behind these talks, wad else? DONATION! he said the donation was to raise money for the school's renovation, and we were gonna receive some 3 booklets of vouchers which coupon of $2, each consisting of a lucky draw. 3 booklets sia! i nid someone to help mi sell! =x .
ok so after assembly, we went to take our chinese test, when theres onli 20mins left before chinese period ends, obviously i cant finish, but since im going for AEM tmr, and that if i dun finish, i would haf to go early tml to finish it, i stay back after lesson to complete it.
finished den went down to canteen for a short break before going back for geography lesson. thats abt all for school today, took 147 home wif christopher den home sweet home! =D
im starting to enjoy doing homework, wooo! x) hope this could make mi gain more interest in studies, 时间 不早了,我到此为止. LOL!
gd nights!
笑一笑! =))
"Eight year old Johnnie came home from school one day. At the supper table he announced to his mother and father that tomorrow in school they were going to learn about sex education. The next evening at the dinner table Johnnie's mother asked, "Well Johnnie, what did you learn about sex education today?" Johnnie said, "I think the teacher said we should avoid inter-sections and buy condominiums." http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.html
Show me ur nxt move,i will not move until den,bring it on!
iLOVEyou!
8:23 PM <3
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date: Monday, January 15, 2007
I just finished my maths homework! keep it up boon siang !=D
Today, theres two maths teachers, Mr Tan's the second teacher, i guess this is gonna be permenant until Os, perhaps our class maths too jialet, hence, nid another extra teacher =x . So after maths was english, followed by recess, chinese and den poa,lessons as usual, nothing special for mi to blog into it.
Ok so theres FnN make up lesson after poa, make up for the thursday lesson, which we are going to Ngee Ann Poly's open house. sigh, was getting the momentum in doing my T.A, den comes 3.30, gotta go to Mr chia's class, Mr simen wanna talk to us regarding the AEM " Module", I wanna take back my word for saying that tis was a "Course" previously, cos i just realise theres a different between a module and a course x) . Well, he tok onli 15 mins to tok abt the module, but we were realise only after 45mins, wad happen to the remaining 30 mins? Mr Simen will always be Mr Simen, He starts sidetracking until duno which part of the universe, its soooooo not related to the AEM la, he tok abt his University daes, the course he took etc, like i care? =/.
After he finish hes grandmother's story, we were alr late, some of dem alr left for home, so i went back to pack up the laptop etc etc. Head home, ironed some clothings den start to do my hw, i repeat, " start to do my hw", i acctually did my hw, ur doing great boonsiang =)).
Shall stop here, gotta read thru some examples for formal writing, there will be a chinese formal writing test tomolo, byeee!
Smiling everyday prevents u from gettting bad breath, LOL! x)
Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and a Chief Petty Officer, were out riding in a bus, coming home from scout summer camp when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen", the Devil said, "due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. Then, go to the firey pits! With another snap of the Devil's finger, the philosopher disappeared.The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated crypto formula you can ever think of that could never be deciphered!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed the code was unbreakable. Then, go to the firey pits! with another snap of the Devil's finger, mathematician disappeared, too.The Chief Petty Officer then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."The Devil did just that. The Chief then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out of?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "the third hole from the right." "Wrong, said the chief, it came out of my butthole."And the Chief went to Heaven...http://forums.ohgenki.com/entertainment/humor/jokes/jokes-part-2-a-82477.htmlNew webbie wif fresh jokes! ENJOY!! =)
If thats really the case,what am i suppose to do now?perhaps time will answer my question,but for now,i shall not advance,let mi analyse ur nxt move first,or the game is over.patiance.
iLOVEyou!
8:21 PM <3
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date: Sunday, January 14, 2007
Went out wif my mum today for lunch, dad gone to johor to work. Many funny things happen, cant stop luffing at my mum, shes so cute ! =x she got those blur and innocent look, the way she tok, damn funny. So we walked around den went home. acctually, thats all for today =x, my sunday is always that boring, so i shall stop here for now, BYE! i post super early today x) .
laughing kills all frustrations and sadness, so laugh!! =))
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!http://www.testriffic.com/joke/HippiesSuck1/2441im running out of jokes from this web, might nid to find a new webbie soon =/ u dun haf to be the prettiest,u dun haf to be the smartest,all u nid to do, is to be urself.i cherish ur inner or den ur outer,inner beauty is wad makes u beautiful, outer is just secondary.behave the the way u usually does, full stop.theres no nid for u to be different, just the usual u.
iLOVEyou!
7:19 PM <3
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date: Saturday, January 13, 2007
Its saturday!
So today, went down to my mum's office wif her to help her with some office work, she damn funny, she ask mi to go buy tt pipe crackers from 7-11 for her, which i did. When i brought it back, she said she doesnt want to eat tat anymore, like wth, so end up i finished it all =/ .
After that, went down to bugis's Macs to meet huimin, did my chemistry hw, not all, just the MCQs =X. Her chinese hw like so not chinese? rather chim, ask things like how can u make use of the surrounding's behaviour to express it as human's emotions or something liddat. Anyway, her fren came after awhile, His name's Pie i tink, quite a nice guy =) . As time times goes by, More and more people came, abigale, yolanda etc.
Was not planning to for the service, but since theres nth on after that, just tag along wif dem. During the Singing part, everyone's jumping and jumping, and the whole place is shaking and shaking, i was wandering if the floor could take it or will it collapse =x. Nxt comes the preaching, Acctually, i wont deny tat the preaches that the pastor gave is interesting, maybe because of the way he preach it, its not those super strict and boring kind. But ya, somehow i dun tink i will b able to get influence by it, i duno why too. Theres a break after that, so i left first, thx huimin and pie for walking mi out =D.
I checked the time, and is still quite early, so i went to bugis village for a walk, so crowded~! walked 1 round den i left, they got nice bags there, but i duno if i sld buy =/ , mayb nxt time. Walked all the way back to Dhouby to meet damien, he wanted to do hes maths hw, but since none of us noe how 2 do it, we didnt do in the end, AS USUAL ! x)
We walked around Ps, bought a belt, 10bucks, price was reasonable, so was the design, simple and good =D . Again, we went to Macs for our "lunch", More like a tea break, its alr 4 plus. Arcade after that den headed home, Met Nat in the platform, so he trained back wif us. My mum's so nice, she came to fretch mi in again! hw cool?
So went home to slack for awhile, dad come back den we went for dinner. After dinner, came back, den wooo! my bro's back, wif the new car! =D took a ride around the neighbourhood, dad drove it, quite comfortable.
Hmm thats about all, this kinda weather makes mi feel like slping alr x), good nights!
Its time to show ur teeths! =D
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"http://www.testriffic.com/joke/KoolBobby/338i myself dun find tis joke really that hilarious, but ya, i cant find any clean and real funny jokes.
concern comes from ur heart,theres many way to express ur concern,verbally, physical, or even emotional.however,make sure u noe wad ur saying,1 wrong word,and all could b backfired.hence,its not always a bad idea not to interfere into someones's problem,den getting involve and making things worst.im not saying that we sld neglect dem,but at least, giv dem some quiet time to simmer down.
iLOVEyou!
9:06 PM <3
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date: Friday, January 12, 2007
Sometimes, i really fedup wif my computer, just as i was abt to complete my entry, my computer auto restarted, pissed mi off =/ .
Its been raining non-stop since ytd, making life difficult for mi today, got stuck in the rain while my way to SP as well as got my pants all wet, left mi wif no choice but to wear my PE shorts the the lecture, so weird.... .
Lecture was boring today, Theory throughout, almost fell alseep. But the lecturer's cool ! When i came back from the toliet , the lecturer acctually asked us if we had our lunch, we said no, and wad she say nxt was the best throughout the lecture, " Den u all better go have ur lunch first, i dun tink the canteen will b open until 6, come back at 4.30. (20mins break) " Steady right? In Secondary school. ask teacher giv us 5 mins break, still will get reduced to a mere 3 mins break, C the difference between Poly and Secondary?
So we went to look for the canteen next, since we duno whrs the canteen, we went to asked a student passing by, i asked him " excuse me, wheres the canteen? " He replies " theres lots of food court here. " i replied " O.O!! so whrs the nearest one?" like im so dumb, i still tot theres only 1 canteen =x. zzz, that so call"nearest one" is like... so far? we dun seems to b able to find it, so we follow the smell of food instead, true enuf, it led us to the foodcourt! x)
Went back to class after that, WA! i felt sibei dulan after tat, those New Town secondary people are acctually having their meals they packeted from Macs in the room ! like since when is food allowed in classroom sia! RAHHH!
Went back after lecture, train was soo crowded, hardly got a place to stand. Mum picked mi up at Kovan Mrt station since its raining, ty Mama! =DD
Shall stop here for today, Bye!!
Since Many people are quite against dirty jokes, i shall post non-dirty jokes from today on, keep smiling! =)
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How manyblackbirds are left?"The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!" hope this isnt tat bad or dirty .
wad can be bigger of a challenge to overcome none other den ur inner-self?u overcome tat,u can overcome the rest without any difficulties,thats provided u can really overcome tat greatest challenge.
iLOVEyou!
8:52 PM <3
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date: Thursday, January 11, 2007
Theres not much happening things today, lessons as per normal, POA , English, Math, Recess, Physics followed by 2hours of maths test. Ok for the maths, likely i will pass but most likely to fail =x , those old formulaes haf all went blank in my brain, i cant seems to remember =/ .
After Test, went to look For Miss Ng wif zenith, we didnt really understand the FnN Questions for O lvls. Long winded as always, 2 questions and she took up 40 mins to finally finish explaining, but nvm, its worth it, gave us a better idea of wad it is all abt.
Home nxt, did a draft for the FnN, nth much too. sigh, sometimes, people should widen their thoughts, ppl are getting paranoid nowadaes, gd nights!
Smiling time! =D
Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.http://www.testriffic.com/joke/erica1636/6374this happen time and time again,when there seems to be no way out,a way will path up by itself.vice versa,When u tink theres definately a way out of it,u will realise tat ur left wif no way out.these thing happens not because ur lucky or unlucky,but instead, its due to they way u tink and they way u treat tat thing.if u keep on tinking ther will definately be a way out, u will not bother to prepare fo the worst,when the worst comes,eventually u got trap in there, clueless.simliarly,If u treat things lightly,when the thing becomes serious,same fate will u suffer.Morale?In wadever thing u do, Make sure ur menally prepared for the worst, nothing is impossible in this world.
iLOVEyou!
8:12 PM <3
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date: Wednesday, January 10, 2007
SINGAPORE POLY IS SO BIG!! we got lost inside, theres like, so many gates? went we saw the gate, we tot" WA FINALLY!" , but went i asked 1 of the students there, they told mi tat the gate leading to Dover Mrt was on the opposite side on the school, and we were on the wrong side, like omgwtfbbq? So we walked 1 big round back into the poly compound before exit-ing thru the correct gate =/.
Anyway, The course was alright, theres another school which joined us for the course, New Town Secondary, so theres like 20 people, 10 from our school, 10 from the other. zZ, their school i just a 5 mins walk from SP, and yet they haf a teacher to lead dem ther, for us? Our school's located at Hougang, and SP's at Dover/Clementi, and yet no transport's provided, or at least, 1 teacher to bring us into the lecture threatre, NONE at all, boohooo! x( Makes us like a bunch of noobs wif sch uniform going ard asking students there whrs the block we are suppose to go, so paiseh >.< ' .
So today we didnt really did much, its a introductory lesson, briefed abt the course followed by a tour to those places where we are suppose to do our course's project, went to the lab, Library etc. After the tour, went back to the lecture room to do some brain storming for our project, so mi, wenhao and marcus form a group and we called ourselves " The Sexy Munchies", LOL!! its Marcus's idea =x .
We came out wif two ideas, first, a ice cream which is rather simple and not really that of a unique , but the second idea wasnt tat bad, its a chocolate which will haf strawberry coating on the outside and peach filling in the inside, wads the most unique part was tat we are trying to make it into shapes of facial expressions, =), =( , = , x) etc. We want to make it this way so tat is can act as a mood lifter, if ur feeling sad, just eat a =) chocolate, if u tink ur too happy, just grab a =( to dampen ur mood, LOL! okok so tats roughly the idea for it, but according to the lectuerer, its not gona be easy to make AT ALL. we nid to find the coating, wads really difficult was how we gonna get the expression moulder, she say its quite rare, so if really tats the case, guess we would haf the change to a simplier mould designs =(.
Trained back from Dover to Outram, den back to Kovan, a 45mins + - train ride i guess, thats how we get there too. We were dismissed at 1.30, so we went to hougang mall to grab some drink and slack for awhile before heading there, just in time !=D
Ok, tats abt it, Friday's the second lesson, sigh, y friday!! friday's the only day which we are dismissed early, now its all eaten up by this course, *Cries* ! BYE PEOPLE!!
Joke's time! SMILE! =))
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"http://www.testriffic.com/joke/HippiesSuck1/4046REMEMBER! its just a joke! dun feel offended wif it =x .
"Hate" is the word commonly used by many when they dislike or, in some case, came off a person's mouth in a moment of anger.but,Simple it may seems, acctually, its a very strong word.when u say " i hate u" to someone, it may seem like a casual remark to u,but haf u ever wander,how would the other person think of it when u scolded him/her?if they takes it lightly, den of coz, they will tink " aiya hate den hate la."However,If they takes it heavily, it might turn out to be a very hurting word to say,they might feel tat u no longer wans to see him/her, or u no longer wanna befriend him/her,if tats the case,even if u dun really mean wad u said,they might not think the same,they wil no longer dare to speak to u,or even FACE u again.Hence,please think THRICE before giving a remark which may leave a permenant scar in dem,Define hate before using dem,hate is when ur do not haf the slightest care or interest in the person as a friend etc,it also indicates to the person tat u no longer wans to see him and he dislike u, this, though tat not wad u meant,might cause u a friend.
iLOVEyou!
8:05 PM <3
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date: Tuesday, January 09, 2007
RAHH! school's getting more and more BUSY! its seems like my entire week has been occupied FULLY. From tomolo onwards, i will haf to attend a course at SP from 3 - 6pm as well as friday, and this course goes on until the 23th of feb, every wednesday and friday same place same time, no transports provided, sigh, thinking tat its located at clementi makes mi puke.
Besides this, theres maths test this thursday, make-up lesson for FnN next monday till 4.30 as well as a visit to Ngee Ann Poly nxt thursday, How busy can we get =.='!
Today,
Lessons as usual, den got assembly after recess, Mr Simen, as usual, he got everything under the sun to talk abt, gong bei liao one =/, whole assembly occupied by hes speech, however, theres this phrase which i find it super true.
" The Simpliest Things is also the most difficult ones."Super true isnt it? Well, from my point of view, it is. it applies to many aspects of our live, its a matter of whether ur able to figure it out or not. Thats all for today, before i go.... TADA! another joke for u people! x) , ENJOY!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!http://www.testriffic.com/joke/BIondie18/4006lol, super dirty joke, but no offense k?Everything comes wif problems as well as a cure,If ur able to find out tat cure,den u will haf no problem wif tat problem,however,are u able to find out tat cure of urs?
iLOVEyou!
8:23 PM <3
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date: Monday, January 08, 2007
Guy #1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 5-million dollar Mansion for free!Guy #2: Really? My son's gotten lots of money too. He's become so rich from acting... he gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H3's.Highschool Dude 3: My son is just plain lucky! He won the 10-million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yatch and plane.>>The fourth Highschool guy comes back from the bathroom and overhears them bragging about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son....Guy#4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as rich like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping bar for a living.Guy #1: What a shame.Guy #4: No, not really. He lives in a 5-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yatch, and owns 2 Hummer H3's... they were all gladly given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends!http://www.testriffic.com/joke/rpareyon/17134there was once a general,he suffers defeat after defeat,however, hes nvr dying spirit kept him going.eventually, he won his very first victory.Morale of the story?if ur defeated, u haf not lost,howver, if u giv up, u lost.
iLOVEyou!
8:48 PM <3
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date: Sunday, January 07, 2007
I watched I not stupid too's vcd today, and trust mi, its a VERY nice show.
Nice i such a way that theres lots of really meaningful stuff which i find it very true, they show just how practical parents are nowadaes, all they care was work, totally neglecting their children, and think tat by just scolding, punishing etc, they haf everything under control, this not only did it solve the problem, its acctually makes things even more complicated.
Theres still lots of nice things we can get to learn from the show, and its quite hilarious too, its definately worth the time watching it. i rate it full 5 stars =).
After finishing the show. went to turf city for dinner, ate steamboat =P, eat and eat and eat, now im soooo full ! hope i dun grow fat again =/. sigh, i wont post any joke up today, since im running out of time and im currently using my bro's comp, shall post the joke up again tml.
GD BYE! =D
"No children are born unable to learn, its just a matter of they wan to or not"." Theres always a lock in everyone, all we nid was to find that key to the lock and we will understand everything."" Theres always a angel and a devil in everyone, is up to us to choose whu we wanna follow."these are a few of those phrases mention in the movie which i find it meaningful, theres still many, but i cant remember =/.
iLOVEyou!
9:18 PM <3
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date: Saturday, January 06, 2007
I had made up my mind to certain things.
1. i will TRY not to play dota or wadeva on weekdaes.
2. i shall not go out that often .
3. TRY to study at least 2hr each day.
4. TRY to get B3 for all subjects. ( quite unrealistic, but i will try!)
5. To do all homework given and hand up on time.
ok, though it might sound like some craps to u people, but trust mi, im serious abt it.
Today, went to my aunt's hse for chemistry, poor her, shes suffering from a bad sore thorat, now she cant even talk loudly, or even normally =/. Damn funny, every question i ask her, she just write out everythin she wanna sae, like talking to a mute =x .
After studying, watch X-Men III the last stand, DVD , quite disappointed wif it, not as nice as i expected it to be. Mum came and pick mi up and we went home for awhile. Ironed some clothes den went to J8 to jalan wif my mum, wanted to buy a cap, but none caught my interest. Joined my dad from dinner after that den went home.
thats all for today, i shall put up another piece of joke here, mayb i will do tat everydae until i cant find any which can make mi laugh x), so, enjoy people ! bye! =)
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here andhelp me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to getit started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it'sfinished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it'sa tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She letshim in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns toher and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to beable to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have anice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed......... ....... "Let's put allthe Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
If u understand it, u will get the joke.
http://www.testriffic.com/joke/ShaggyPrincess/16758When i was a kid,i used to think this way,when i c a toy which catches my attention,i will keep on pestering my mum to buy it for mi, when she finally decided to buy it for mi,i will be extremely delighted.However,as time flies,i realised tat the toy i once insist of getting it has lost its attraction,eventually, i will leave it in one corner to collect dust, turning it into a white elephant.similiarly,when someone first saw another which they think they are " in love" wif,they will go all out just to win the person's heart,finally, tat person had got wad he/she wanted.BUT,after a period of time,he/she realised they no longer "love" the other,and they break up eventually.all these could be prevented,IF u n0e how 2 differentiate the meaning of love and like.as long as ur unable to c the difference between those 2 words,its better to be patience den t be sorry.1 wrong move,and the game is set.i believe u people wont make this mistake again, I HOPE.
iLOVEyou!
9:02 PM <3
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date: Friday, January 05, 2007
ITS FRIDAY!!
There goes our first week of school x)
school was alright todae, during our CME lesson, there tis short and lame conversation.
(Mr lee's going through the praise and grace Journal)
Mr Lee:" Can anyone tell mi, wads the mission of the school? "
Me: " To Bomb all Terrorist bases."
Mr Lee :" Okay, Pack ur bag, go outside."
Me: " haha just joking! =) "
LOL! Mr Lee's so funny =x.
After CME, went for PE, didnt get to do anythin yet, took our height and weight, sighs, i fatten by 1KG! now my height's 173cm while my weight's 66kg, 2cm for 1kg =/ . Recess and den FnN, nothing special in these periods.
After school, walked to Hougang Mall wif Zenith, den seperated from there, hes going for tution, so i went down to dhouby ghaut. Guess i went down abit too early, reach ther at 1.30pm, slacked until 2.45pm until huimin came. Went to Starbucks to chiong our holidae homework, Pamela came shortly after.
Saw this super big and beautiful Huskey, can c its very well taken care of, The owner's even fanning him/her, how i wish i was a dog during tat moment =X. Did all my chinese homework, manage to finish all, thx huimin for helping mi with some =)) , Sorry for the powderful chinese i haf, lolz xD.
Went back at 6, gotta chiong home to iron all the clothes before my dad comes home, somehoq manage to do it on time . Shared my dinner wif my mum den came to blog, guess i shall stop here for todae, BUT! before i go, shall entertain u all wif another joke! haha! ENJOY AND GD NIGHTS!
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight".
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army".
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
HAHA! take note of the Moral, its true. anyway, as usual, link will be posted as well.
http://www.testriffic.com/joke/tiffanystead19/20484People should learn to look from a different angle of a certain thing before jumping into conclusion,sometimes,Judging a person from just 1 point of view cannot proof anything of tat person's character,like jigsaw puzzle,by just looking at 1 piece of the jigsaw puzzle, u wil NEVER be able to figure out wad the jigsaw puzzle is,only after u put dem all together, den will u c wad it is.So,We gotta look deeper into things and be damn sure abt it before to conclude something,especially things tat will gradually hurt the person over time.Patient is the Keyword.
iLOVEyou!
8:14 PM <3
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date: Thursday, January 04, 2007
school was okie today, they did another check on our hair, and i passed, for sure la. Got Maths, English, Physics and FnN today, nth much happen throughout the lessons, except for 1 small incident which happens one english lesson.
( Mr james toking to the class)
*Walked in wif kerwin*
*Knocks on the door.*
Me :" Hello! gd morning Mr james! "
(class Laughs)
Mr James: "Get out first! "
Me: -.-?
Mr james: "Today's the first lesson, please start the year on the right track!"
Me: LOL?
Mr james:" SHUDDUP! SO NOW U TINK IS FUNNY?"
Me: ......
Mr James:" now get back to ur sits. "
Me: "Do u wan this ticket?"
Mr James: " DUN BE RUDE~! "
Me:" WTF! __ at him"
Mr James: " OUT!"
Me: RAHH!
(Mr lee came and ask mi to go in)
Mr James: " Wads tat sign just now? "
Me: =)
Mr James: " Please ah, dun do tat again nxt time."
LMAO! i dun even noe how i got punished in the very first place, i just simply went in, said hi to him and den greeted him, and he acctually send mi out for tat. when he allowed mi and kerwin to go back in again, i just simply pass him the slip to tell the teacher-in-charge tat we just came back from grooming check, next? he said im being rude, RAHHH! in a moment of anger, pointed him =x, so got send out again x). hes 1 funny old guy, duno i sld laugh or cry.
Here another joke which i find it super funny, again, its abit erm, so just dun care abt the content, take it as a pour joke ok?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
I shall put up the URL again to prevent getting into copyright,
http://www.testriffic.com/joke/bustamove213/22298.
Enjoy and stay happy! BYE! =))
sometimes,i wish u people can understand that,how i wish i could hang out late wif u people,or make it for wadeva special events u all haf organize,but please put urself into my shoes,im i a very difficult position,whu dun wans to hang out wif frens more often?whu dun wans to go and come home anytime u like?i wished for thse just like u peple,but i cant, please bear tat mind,im not the one tat calls the shot,my parents are.
iLOVEyou!
8:21 PM <3
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date: Wednesday, January 03, 2007
YUCKS! school can go die la plz.
after cutting so fking short and dying it back black, i still got caught, and is over tat few strands of hair which i didnt dye properly, SO NIAO CAN?
Get caught still nvm, we are supposed to be able to leave school early to get our hair dyed back, but we waited from 10 - 12.30 before we are able to leave, the DM nids to contact each and everyone of our parents to inform dem abt it, like wtf la. Besides, if not for Mr Lee's help, we would haf to wait till 2 liddat, Thx Mr lee!
Went to buy dye wif kerwin at Hougang Mall, den i left for home. Kerwin was suppose to come over to share the dye wif mi, but he saes hes veri rush and afraid he wont be able to make it on time to meet his mum at 5, so end up he didnt come. Lester and Zhi Guo came over to dye wif mi, so we shared the dye tat mi and kerwin bought. i believe its enuff for four person, since theres still like 1/4 left after all we haf used.
Now my hair is really black, if i cant pass the check tml, i really got NTH else to say. Anyway, they slacked here till 5.30 before heading home. After they left, i was looking ard the internet and found this joke, its abit dirty but ya, ITS HILARIOUS! x)
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some."Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!"
for copyright purpose, i shall put the link here.
http://www.testriffic.com/joke/bustamove213/21595and yes, i got this website from christopher's blog, abt IQ one, quite challenging, can giv it a try.
haha! hope this joke can cheer up those tat are unhappy =) . tatas!
When u call someone ur friend,i believe u will trust him,or at least,giv him/her the benefit of the doubt tat he/she would not betray u.however,so wad if tat friend of urs did achieve tat?u urself are doing wad u doesnt wan dem to do,backstabbing, critisising, etc ,den wad right do u haf to be called as their friend if u couldnt even achieve wad u expect dem to as a friend to be like?soemtimes,i really wander, just wander,if wad i did for my friends are appriciated by dem,and if they are just doing wad i haf mention above to me,i dont noe,but i really still do trust dem,i hope they too will trust mi,mutual respect,i gave dem all,hope they return wif the same amount.
iLOVEyou!
8:05 PM <3
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17 years old 
